Abigail Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Kimberly, As funny as all that J&K are sharing I am actually laughing harder at your responces. I am literally laughing so hard I am peeing in my pants and that is not funny. I love when you kick up your heels, you are a really funny lady. BLessings, Tigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelandKathy Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 What a great book title! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 THREE CHEERS FOR HORNYGOAT It makes for GREAT fish food too! HIP HIP HOORAY! Â ---------------------------------THE NAKED TRUTH---------------------------------Â I love when you kick up your heels, you are a really funny lady. Â I'll SECOND that motion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelandKathy Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 That is funny indeed! The Naked Truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 dory,  It makes for GREAT fish food too! Is that a commercial endorsement for all orange fish? hmmmm...how does it effect his fins??? Any rapid breathing movements in the gill area?? On second thought...details not necessary  Hey, btw...did we find nemo yet????? He won't be needing any fish food if he doesn't straighten up...he WILL BE fish food.  Does Joel have a shark tank???  Viva...Viva....fish food!! (or whatever comes to mind) :lol: Sorry no emoticons for musical notes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 And they all chanted "Shark Bait, OooH HA HA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 I am feeling strangely spunky!!! Â And they all chanted "Shark Bait, OooH HA HA"Â How many do we need for that choir??? Â Should we bring fishing rods??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridget Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Sounds like YOU ALL have gotten into the horny goat weed, and have been doing shooters of Kathy's 5 hour energy drinks! You are keeping me laughing, though! Take Care,Bridget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 YIKES!! That's right Bridget!!!...Those energy drinks are the culprit..that is why Joel was jigging!!!   Mystery solved!!!   Signed...Pure's alter ego.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyful50 Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Oh my!!!!!!!!!  Getting a visual of fish after they eat horny goat weed......Need to tell my son who has a tank full of fish about that one !!!  UM Dory wanna describe what it does to the fishies? ( hope Nemo has found himself and is NOT chasing his tail anymore Been praying for you honey....{{{Hugs to Dory}}}}}} Kimmy n Joel you are on a roll!!!!!!!!!!! giving Kimmy n Joel a standing ovation!!! On top of your other talents your stand up comdey is great too!!! Gotta love it......  Joel n Kathy, your talent goes without saying !!!! I just bet you were a hit on the cruise   I can just imagine any newbies coming to this thread for the first time.   They will think folks in ministry are "drunk"... Then again, being drunk in the spirit is one of the BEST ways I have ever felt.  I am with Tigger, I was laughing so hard I wanted to pee my pants too ( I agree Tigger , not a good thing !! ( ROFL) This thread almost sounds like a very late night conference call and instead of talking about "raw food" we are talking NAKED TRUTH  Obvioulsy the relaxing you did has you both in "raw form " !!!  I guess we should explain horny goat weed for those reading this that are new to the ministry...  Horny goat weed= an herb that enhances men and their um , er ,um , ability to "function " in the sexual department. Wonder if those goats that faint when chased are also fed horney goat weed?? hmmmm They are too funny to watch!!! Anyway ... so glad you n Kathy had a "relaxing" time on the cruise.... So sorry they did not record the newlywed game for you to bring back for us all to enjoy. bummer I am JUST SURE that you n Kathy were the hit of the show..... So glad you FINALLY got some relaxing time.....Your helpers n moderators did an ABSOLUTELY fantastick job while you were gone ...  WELCOME HOME........YAYYYYYY JOEL N KATHY ARE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.....  UM Kathy...... you could be in real trouble if Joel drinks an "energy" drink AND takes horny goat weed.. he will be more than SUPERMAN !!!!..and whatever you do , don't chase Joel ( wouldn't want him to faint at a time like this....) remember the fainting goats I described above??  Um Kathy you better be the one to visualize this OHHHHH, my cheeks hurt from laughing  Blessings to you both......  Joyce...... of Joyce N Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 A rousing round of applause for our most distinguished Ministry leaders!!    I cruise the ocean bluewith my wife so dearWe shout for all to hearhappy wife!happy life!an audience to cheer We play the newlywed gameput all of them to shameI am Kathy's heroProof..I am Superman I do a jigI bring laughter and joyI spread the good newsof an OHM Kathy tells secretsuncovers the truthof why Joel is so happyand it's not energy drinks Our helpers are smilingat such happinessthey write poems and get some laughs They talk of horny goatand feeding nemo to the sharksOh my, what have we startedwe need to fire Pure in Heart  Alright, back to Helper mode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelandKathy Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Thanks for the laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Well, a Nemo lost at sea was rescued by a Robin pulling him to shore and cleaning some old gunk out of his gills. He's back to being the swimmingly swell clown fish that he is. No sharks necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 YAY!!  Thank you RAINBOW ROBIN FISH!! Nemo...we LOVE you!!! doo, doo, doo, doo...Can't touch this!!! doo, doo, doo, doo...Can't catch this... My rendition of fish rapping!!  No other fishy in the sea like nemo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hey all you happy people, I am soooooooo loving all of the humor. Marriage issues are so serious and hard at times, it sure is nice to take some time to laugh. This has been the BEST entertainment for an unhealthy, recovering sick person who can't go anywhere or do anything. This is like live entertainment straight to my bedroom. Thank you and keep up the good humor. Life is short, laugh often!! As our fearless leader would say... "Make Love" even more often  Looking forward to the next installment of "Make me Laugh". BLessings, Tigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney_Tunes Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Kimberly, darling, whatever you're on . . . you need to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Looney, I am on large doses of Joshua!! Awwww...is that to sweet or what.  I am trying to figure out how to come up with a "Joshua inoculation"... I could make millions!!  Perhaps it is a sign...we share the same initials as J&K!!!   I think this OHM stuff really works...i feel happier every day. Wedded bliss or whacko...you decide??   Signed, Happy Wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelandKathy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wait until Kathy sees all of this! She is going to rotf -   I am trying to figure out how to come up with a "Joshua inoculation"... I could make millions!!  That is one of our jokes that the intensives at the end of the weekend: "You can get your doses of Joel and Kathy on the back table.. next to the speed (five hour energy drink!) and the horny goat weed!" My brother Allen actually came up with that Gem - we had bottles of "five hour energy drink" on the table, we were talking about Horny Goat Weed - and we were ending with talk about getting "doses" of Joel and Kathy... so now it is a staple joke!   This is like live entertainment straight to my bedroom.  Absolutely! That is where most of the action happens!.. well, sometimes in other places too... .  Oh, the poem is SO cool!  I cruise the ocean blue with my wife so dear We shout for all to hear happy wife! happy life! an audience to cheer  We play the newlywed game put all of them to shame I am Kathy's hero Proof.. I am superman  I do a jig I bring laughter and joy I spread the good news of an OHM  Kathy tells secrets uncovers the truth of why Joel is so happy and it's not energy drinks  Our helpers are smiling at such happiness they write poems and get some laughs  They talk of horny goat and feeding nemo to the sharks Oh my, what have we started we need to fire Pure in Heart   HEY! Maybe we can get on the show again on the EPIC cruise in September! Anybody up for it???  Obvioulsy the relaxing you did has you both in "raw form " !!!  OMG - as GPP would say.. that is SO funny! And yes, your fearless leaders were the hit of the show! and they re-ran it for two days on the in-room tv's.. so everyone saw it, it seemed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 UM Kathy...... you could be in real trouble if Joel drinks an "energy" drink AND takes horny goat weed.. he will be more than SUPERMAN !!!!..and whatever you do , don't chase Joel  Then he would be like the energizer bunny! Picturing Joel in a pink bunny suit!!!!!!  Now THAT is funny! Bridget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Then he would be like the energizer bunny!  Picturing Joel in a pink bunny suit!!!!!!   Only real Christ-like men wear PINK   Life is short, laugh often!! As our fearless leader would say... "Make Love" even more often The National GNP numbers are in...there has been a huge upswing in hornygoat sales since the inception of a group called J&K. I think they are trying to change the name to hornysheep, as goats is not to their liking!! It strangely has something having to do with Jesus....and seperating the sheeps from the goats...  Don't get me started.... What has happenend here...something is in the water... From birthday suits to energizer bunnies..... Whoa nellie....someone control these people, would ya??  Please...whatever you do...don't drink the Kool-aid     Happy Life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney_Tunes Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 HD and I are trying to bottle Essence of Eeyore - add a shot of Joshua and no telling what might happen! Â I so needed to laugh today . . . thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wow... the best of eyore and Joshua in one  Looney that is brilliant....CLONING...why didn't we think of that earlier?  Throw in a Joel bomb and a little Kathy get -r- done and the sales would triple!!!   I knew you were one smart and funny gal!! Now we're talkin'   Happy Helpers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney_Tunes Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I have been wanting to work on cloning HD for awhile now - just the parts of him that make him a husband who actually wants to love his wife, not everything - but he won't sit still for the experiments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abigail Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I think they are trying to change the name to hornysheep, as goats is not to their liking!!  Hee, heeeee!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! It is strangely something having to do with Jesus....and separating the sheeps from the goats...  Amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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