Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 but he won't sit still for the experiments C'mon HD this is for the good of all MANkind....You can do it...it won't hurt a bit. Just because Looney watches Frankenstein on a regular basis doesn't have anything to do with it... Don't let the toxology thing scare you at all!! Happy Family!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelandKathy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 In the spirit of having some addtional laughter, you have got to go to the instant message topic that is titled "we need a couple more replies on this topic.. any men?" Just click on the link and read Samantha's analysis of John's "way too soon" efforts at communicating these things to others. The article was sent to her for approval and of course she bumped it - but her comments will have you in stitches if it "hits" you like it did us. Or maybe it is just two am and we are too sleepy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 J&K, That was funny!! I like that Samantha!! She needs to visit this string pronto... HEY! Maybe we can get on the show again on the EPIC cruise in September! Anybody up for it??? Yes, can you imagine?? I think you need to leave me at home for precautionary reasons....I am sure to put your ministry at risk!!! Let's make a deal...only if Looney comes!!! Happy OHM Land!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I think they are trying to change the name to hornysheep, as goats is not to their liking!! It strangely has something having to do with Jesus....and separating the sheeps from the goats... Sheep are just plain DUMB. Ever see a sheep doing circus tricks? THAT's why humans are referred to as SHEEP in the Bible! Joke's on US! God has SUCH a sense of humor. Ha ha. gee thanks! So..... the makers had to call it "Horny GOAT weed" so that ... Shhhhh ... maybe the sheep won't notice. Or maybe because no ones wants to be labeled horny AND dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney_Tunes Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I can also tell you from direct observation that goats are hornier than sheep - they are certainly noisier about it, anyway. Kimmy, do you really think the cruise people would let us both on the same boat??!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Kimmy, do you really think the cruise people would let us both on the same boat??!!! I see YOU are no dumb sheepette! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 dory, Sheep are just plain DUMB. Ever see a sheep doing circus tricks? THAT's why humans are referred to as SHEEP in the Bible! Joke's on US! God has SUCH a sense of humor. Ha ha. gee thanks! So..... the makers had to call it "Horny GOAT weed" so that ... Shhhhh ... maybe the sheep won't notice. Or maybe because no ones wants to be labeled horny AND dumb. Unless, of course...we could get the sheep to chase the goats...then they would faint. Kimmy, do you really think the cruise people would let us both on the same boat??!!! It sounds a little dicey but Joel and Kathy could vouch for us!! But only if Joel promises not to wear his Superman get up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 It sounds a little dicey but Joel and Kathy could vouch for us!! But only if Joel promises not to wear his Superman get up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 dory, I think I need a day job!! I better get back to posting...I can hear Joel now...Pure what are you doing?? For every funny you post you could be reaching 100 people..now..post, post, post!!! I'm on it boss!!! Hey, dory is there a posting police patrol I don't know about??? I just thought you higher ups might have the inside scoop??? It is not my fault!! I am a sanguine...ya think?? I am the happier sort..and much happier now that I am living with what looks to be a grown man!! Thanks J&K!! This announcement brought to you by the makers of hornygoat and red bull energy drinks Pink bunny suit not included in this offer... This is not a paid advertisement... all donations are appreciated Disclaimer: Only certain men it seems get to Superman level...we are not promising these results for all people. Happy People!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I better get back to posting...I can hear Joel now...Pure what are you doing?? For every funny you post you could be reaching 100 people..now..post, post, post!!! Given your usually high prolific level of posting, I think you are allowed to shift into "cruise" for a few days. Right Joel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 dory, I think you are allowed to shift into "cruise" for a few days. Right Joel? Thanks for the back-up!! Lovin' the play on words there!! A fish after my own heart. Cruisin' with Kimberly...I like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Kimberly, Looney, Dory, Joel, etc. Thank you so much for the humor. I am healing much faster because of this section, because it is lightening my heart. Laughter is good medicine!! I am not a naturally funny person, so I always appreciate it in others. I do think the emoticons are getting good use!! Wish we had more, and as Dory (??) said, wish we could make them bigger. Now as to HD... COME ON you can do this, we need help in the new and improved husband models. You know... for the good of all womankind !! Don't you want to see everyone get to an OHM??!!??!! Now I am thinking that Joel has an aweful lot of suits: Energizer Bunny, Superman, etc., not to mention that other "Un" mentionable suit. Does he have to pay extra for his luggage to get on the cruise?? For those of us unable to join the cruise we will really need some pictures. Well you funy people carry on, I need the laughs!! Thank you!! BLessings, Tigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChild Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 You guys are soooo funny!!!Yep, sheep are dumb. Kris Valloton said that what sheep do is follow each-others' butts, hoping there's a shepherd up front somewhere. I know, that was ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a---d!!! Nancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Tigger, Energizer Bunny, Superman, etc., not to mention that other "Un" mentionable suit. Does he have to pay extra for his luggage to get on the cruise?? That is so funny!!! We will have to ask Kathy who does the packing??? I wonder if Joel hides energy drinks in his Superman outfit?? How many suitcases does it take to get a Marriage Minister on board a crusie ship?? Answer: It depends on how many goats he is packing!!! Happy Sheep.... Tigger has some bounce back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 HisChild, what sheep do is follow each-others' butts, hoping there's a shepherd up front somewhere oooooh.........it's not lookin' too good for the rest of us!!! SHEEP OVERBOARD!!!!!! Happy Humor!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dory Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Hey, I'm hanging with the goats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 dory, I can also tell you from direct observation that goats are hornier than sheep - they are certainly noisier about it, anyway. Hey, I'm hanging with the goats! Ah hah!! Now we know why!!!! "Caught" you...you little, sexy fish you!!! Disclaimer: We are not responsible for all of the information printed here!! WARNING LABEL: It is PURELY not our fault...we are sorry that one of our sheep has gone off the deep end...for further questions direct them to FISHES...as goats and sheep are not reliable sources of information. Happy Fishies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyandJoel Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Hey there, finally getting onto this topic. Yes, it was funny, hillarious and incredibly embarrassing at times, but it was GREAT! I wish we could remember one of the other funny questions, but our minds are blank. People would see us, and say "there's SUPERMAN." I had one waitress say, "i saw you on the tv and your sitting at my table, wow! Celebrities, yes we were! Joel has about 4 "HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE' t-shirts...all black. So, naturally, wanting to promote the website, I took ALL 4. Well, after the "dating game, " the next day Joel wore ANOTHER Happy Wife, Happy Life" t-shirt...so that was on Wednesday afternoon. This woman comes up to him and says, "do you normally wear the same shirt everyday?" Neither of us thought how it would look if he wore a "different" Happy Wife, Happy Life shirt. I had him change it, since, in fact it did APPEAR like it was the ONLY shirt he brought. THEN, we had people asking WHERE IS YOUR HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE t shirt.....soooo we had him put it back on. Some people just giggled and gave these "laughing" looks as they went by.....it was weird and funny all at the same time. It's a good thing I KNEW what was going on or I could have gotten a real self image comlex about this. One lady stopped me in the hall and said "you are BRAVE" and started to laugh. hahahahahaha. So funny! She may have been giggling over the "bra size " question....which I HAD to answer. and Joel got wrong. I'd say, Joel knows everything about me, EXCEPT my bra size....well, he knows NOW! Ladies, here is some VERY IMPORTANT marriage advice. Here goes, make sure to re-read this over and over. I have come to find out, it is VERY IMPORTANT! "Make sure your husband KNOWS your BRA size. I mean, you never know, when he will NEED to kNOW THIS information......like if you get on the "dating game" on a CRUISE! " It was a great time and we are very glad we did it. Hopefully, we will get to do it again on the EPIC and this time make sure we get it recorded. HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE! Besides the dating game, we got to SLEEP, EAT, and SLEEP SOME MORE and EAT, and SLEEP some more....as well as see shows nightly. We love a cruise, especially when we get the cruise for such next to nothing prices. WoOOO HOOO! I got to stay in contact with my kids through txtng....how cool is that? Way cool!!! Stayed in contact with Michael and Annalea with their Intensive beginning. Which is a HUGE congrats to them. Well, that's all for now, blessings to all! Kathy of Joel and Kathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Kathy, Thank you for letting us get HUGE LAUGHS from your Cruise Fun..I wish I was there to see it in real time. "there's SUPERMAN." Sorry Joel..you will not live this one down for a while... Joel got wrong. Writing this here for posterity's sake!!! Hear that guys.. Joel was wrong!!! There's still hope!!! This Cruise ship has docked....time to disembark fellow mates!! As Looney Tunes would say....That's all Folks!! Happy Marriage Ministry Family!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeyore Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Wow! What happened here?! I leave you people alone for a few days and you all go CRAZY!! And NOONE invited ME?! LOL Thanks, Looney, for pointing me to this thread. I needed the laughS!! Guess I need to plug back in here. I am obviously missing a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyandJoel Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Yeah Eeyore, this has been great! VERY FUNNY! Glad you joined us. I joined late myself. My computer went kurplunk. I am using my Shekinah's computer right now. Not a portable one though. Ugh! Yes, we got on the computer while we were on the cruise. You all are on our minds.....all the time! Even while we try to relax, this baby is on our minds.We were also commented on our "Christian Stance" on the game show and told "thank you." NiCe We even mentored while on the boat. This man from "St. Augustine, Fl" was at the show, saw us and needed help with his girlfriend. They came on the boat.....same stateRoom......separate State Rooms the rest of the trip. But, it was fine, we ENJOY helping those in a relationship tight spot. People Find us, even in the middle of the Ocean! Met another woman from "Palm Coast, Florida.....not far from where we live. Joel met another man who attended the same High School as I did............about 20 years earlier. We stick out like "two shining Happy People." That's because, WE ARE two, shining Happy People " Life is good God is even better Amen laugh, love and Play! Also, Pray, Plan and Play! Well, good night everyone, it is almost 1am. finished playing cards with Joel, Josiah and Jen. (the 3 J's)...great time....lots of laughs! Blessings, Kathy PS. Paul and Kim Bartlett are in route to Palm Coast, Florida. They are moving here, even as I type! Will be here tomorrow, and will be joining us for Thanksgiving. He has a job already! God is good Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Eyore, Looney is working on that...cloning That way you can be two places at once!! What are friends for?... We can't help it you are too adorable!! Yes, next time better not stay away too long...can't let me out of your sights Happy Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Eyore, BTW...Joel started it!!! The guys are always to blame Kathy was an innocent by-stander!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyandJoel Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 That is TRUE.... I didn't even come into the 4th page.... it does lead back to the hubby's. If we were able to get the video we were going to put the WHOLE thing on the forum.....that would have definately been GREAT! i laughed alot.....I HAD to! Just joking around, when I DO make a mistake, I tell Joel, "It may APPEAR that I made this mistake, but I am sure, someway, somehow, it would go right back to YOU!" We both just laugh. God is soooo good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure in Heart Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 kathy, You are such fun and have a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks to you and Joel for opening up your lives and hearts...so magnanimous.. You both know how to give great material to work with!!! Joy!! Kimberly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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